hungery

[lumination]

anybody just got struck by sudden hungery pains? i'm starving!

[lumination]

lmao you guys are funny. i'm back from lunch and i'm well and truly stuffed.

[beffanwy]

12 minutes and counting . . . . .

[lumination]

lol that will be the longest 12 minutes of your life

[mccfluff]

what till lunch? i've had my sarnies now and i'm bored still might start on the chocolate and sweets in a min,

[beffanwy]

i'm still very very bored and everything is starting to look like a cartoon ham! 5 minutes!
i will lose any shread of elegance i had when i devour my sarnies . . . . sod manners.
4 minutes . . . woo hoo!

[mccfluff]

what you had some elegance?

[beffanwy]

naaah, of course not. you should see me after a few babychams!

[mccfluff]

i haven't seen babycham in years, so they still make it?

[beffanwy]

yep and it still tastes like fizzy urine.

[mccfluff]

nice, must try some then.

[beffanwy]

alternatively, try lambrini. pretty much the same thing . . . or lambossa which is a poor mans lambrini. just becareful not to spill any coz it'll go straight through your floors. remember the scene from aliens . . . . .

[mccfluff]

do i need to be wearing imitation burberry/bench/henry lloyd, pushing a pram and smoking a fag whilst doing this perchance?

[beffanwy]

don't forget the bling!! lady chavs with lambrini and gentlemen chavs with white lightening. that is the natural order of things . . .

[mccfluff]

bling bling bling, how could i forget that, so i'll be needing some sovereign rings, several tasteful necklaces and the largest hoop earings known to man. . i live in the capital of chav land, argos and elizabeth duke are a mere minute away

[beffanwy]

prey tell, where is the capital of chav land?

[mccfluff]

might be in the midlands

[beffanwy]

east or west? i'm in the east and its fairly chavtastic over chesterfield way.

[mccfluff]

west, the fine example of the greater spotted tamworthian

[alishalexy]

Yes munchies worst at night. Waste of time stocking up because the greedy ones' finish all the food. They never save me any.