Funniest Supermarket Encounters???

[puddicat]

Was in morrisons today pretty busy,and came across this couple of women at the bread selection area,and couldnt help and look and see what seemed a stream of toilet roll coming out of the womens nether region,kept going down different isles and kept meeting up with her and yep the reams of toilet roll was still there,should i have said anything?????

[puddicat]

wish i was,maybe it was the end of some of massive panty liner anyway it was hanging down so everyone could see!!!

[cazzz1975]

what was she wearing that you could see her nether region?

[puddicat]

no it was clean, maybe i should have tugged it maybe it was a receipt!!!

[Drisgirl]

that happened to me -- you can only laugh or you'd cry.Luckily everyone laughed -nice peach andrex so i was made pretty aware quickly..

In Copenhagen there was this lovely girl walking past -big table of blokes and they started whistling but laughing as well- and boy did she think she was on the Oreal advert -she was wirth it -she strutted her stuff unil I noticed that her dress was in her knickers.
Didnt say anything -well just sometimes some people have to find out for themselves lol

[Drisgirl]

oops -sorry not supermarket lol

My pal was in B & Q and silently dropped one-her wee boy said'Mum did you just f@rt?' She chose to ignore him -so he bellowed' I saaaiiiidddd did you just fart?'

[Gormless]

I'll bet that was awful, Scottish farts are legendary.

[Eve]

A friend of mine got barred from a local supermarket for getting a bit too amarous in one of the aisles!


After I'd split up with my ex we went food shopping and ended up meeting his ex wife and her current partner in the supermarket.

I found it highly amusing but he didn't seem to find it as funny.

[puddicat]

very good reply knowledge

[Goodsoulette]

arghhh puddicat, I had a recent experience at KOL concert. There was a woman in a dress far too small for her, probably a size 18 squeezed into a 14, with a chav hair do and knee boots and her knees were so porky they were bulging over the top. So she caught my eye anyway lol Her dress consisted of a petticoat and the other layer was strips of chiffon and satin about an inch for each strip. As she walked past me I noticed the petticoat had ridden up to her waist, revealing that she was wearing no knickers and her slightly hairy bottom was on full view to the thousands of people streaming through the doors.

I was going to say something but it was just too damned funny to spoil it. I say keep quiet myself.

[smudge]

Hi puddi - if I'd have seen that woman with toilet roll hanging out of her drawers, I'd have had to have very discreetly told her! I bet she was horrified when she got home & noticed it - poor woman! lol