stokemaveric's tips for the day

[joggerjayne]

Does anyone know what time they are due?

[beejay1124]

hi JJ-i see lady jane digby out at lingfield-3.20-- 7/1 ish

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, goodo !

Thanks, bj ... that sounds jolly.

x

[joggerjayne]

So, so far, I've got ...

Arsenal to beat ... Burnley? Bolton? (somebody, anyway)

Lady Jane Digby in the 3.20

Hang on ... I'm gonna pull on a pair of joggers and go fetch my paper. Back in a few minutes.

[beejay1124]

thanks for keeping me informed on your morning routine-here try this instead-
http://www.sportinglife.com/racing/news/

[beejay1124]

what about -best lover- JJ
12.50 at ayr(thats in scotland)-20/1 ish

[joggerjayne]

Hi, bj. Okay, here we are ...

Kempton

2.45 ... Squirtle
3.45 ... Fun In The Sun

Ayr

12.50 ... Best Lover (as you say)
3.30 ... Prosecco

Lingfield

1.10 ... Annabelle's Charm
1.45 ... Premier Angel
2.20 ... Dream Date
2.50 ... Turn On The Style
3.20 ... Lady Jane Digby (as you say)
3.50 ... Saucy

It said on the radio that Wetherby was off.

J x

[beejay1124]

all v nice (and some of them -thot provoking ) names JJ

[tonyav]

hey jayne, don't forget to back aston villa to beat west brom today, the mighty villa will thrash em.

[beejay1124]

hold on tony-brb

[joggerjayne]

Okay, TA.

x

[beejay1124]

aston boy-5.15 kempton- 5/1
aston lad - 2.30 ayr - 33/1

[joggerjayne]

I'll have a loyalty bet on Brighton. We're away to Walsall (wherever that is).

[Lakitu]

You lured me in here to hurt my eyes reading about football!!!

I thought it would be good tips.....like Debenhams has a shoe sale on or something.

:p

[tonyav]

jayne, don't forget brighton lost at home to walsall. ( and walsall only had 9 men on the pitch ). remember !.

[joggerjayne]

tonyav ... nope. I seem to have a complete mental blank. I can remember no such humiliting defeat. You must be making it all up.

=0(

[lesblue]

This weekends eight-timer (pays 23 to 1) Aston Villa, Arsenal, Liverpool, Wolves, Leicester, Leeds, Scunthorpe, MK Dons.

DISCLAIMER: lesblue is quite possibly the worst tipster in the World (verified by Ladbrokes, Coral and Mrs. Blue), and apart from the (very) occasional slice of good fortune, following his advice usually means that the last you see of your dosh is as it disappears into the bookie's till. You have been warned.

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, Lakitu.

There is a horse called Red Suede Shoes running al Lingfield. Should I back it for you?

J x

[Lakitu]

Ooooh yes please :D x

[joggerjayne]

Okay, lesblue ... noted.

23/1 has to be worth a tenner.

[joggerjayne]

The betting shop are going to hate me ... turning up with another long list of jumbled bets ...

... and we still haven't got stokey's tips.