my girlfriend wants me to. . . .

[silverdaler]

take a dump on her chest :S

im not sure what to do but whilst we have sex she is always telling me to.

i really dont want to thow!!!

[Schutzengel]

About time too.

[terambulan]

you wish............dream on, lil one

[Lakitu]

You've decided not to do it.........was it really something you were considering?

[Bbbananas]

Oh gawd, this thread has put me off my weetabix.
Now I am a broadminded soul; one of the first in the queue to jump on anything smutty, but this....... yuck yuck yuck. Golden showering is one thing (no, I don't indulge) - but this is sick. I would dump her.

[Lakitu]

Salla,

"one of the first in the queue to jump on anything smutty"

I just don't believe that ;o)

[sara3]

↑ fibber!

[Bbbananas]

thank you Lakitu - one who realises there is more to moi than just smut & innuendo...

You obviously 'got it' this morning x

[ChuckFickens]

given the subject you maybe could have stayed away from using the word dump salla!

[Bbbananas]

Oh yeah!
Of course, that pun wasn't intended chuck ;-)

I still think the subject 'matter' is disgusting. Poo's poo and should be kept where it's intended to stay, and disposed of in the appropriate place......