Weres Barmaid?

[stompe]

She Ok

[Barmaid]

Long and boring story China, but in a nutshell I was dumped by text.

Against my better judgement I just switched my mobile on, he has texted me accusing me of contacting his new girlfriend. Now that has made me mad. Being dumped by text is one thing, being accused of contacting the "new" woman in his life today (when i was in fact in court all day and had no idea of what the f was going on) is quite something else. As I pointed out, I have no argument with her. It's him who is the spineless little turd.

[stompe]

Hope he isnt reading this Barmaid! Because he will see how much you love him! Remember what goes around comes around For the little Sh1t!!

[China Doll]

Well it's refreshing to have the right person singled out as a little turd... And I do concur at the moment.

As I understand it at the moment it sounds rather like someone else trying to big himself up.... The text stuff is a pile of load and not worth dignifying with a response or sentimentality. Balls of steel he does not sound like.

(I'm on chattery bankey thingy by the way if you wish to rant).

[Barmaid]

pmsl, you just want to see the text I sent in response!!!!! Fekking made me laugh, You can call me what you want (as I said to him) but NEVER and I mean NEVER call into question my honour or integrity. Athough the last line would make a sailor blush.

[stompe]

Hope you dont get called to bar LOL

[China Doll]

You responded?! Good grief woman, step away from the phone! The blushing sailor man is amusing but my word don't reply to that nonsense... Like I said , don't dignify that garbage with any kind of response. Rant and rave to your hearts content but do not even swear at it; that alone implies far too much concern.

[Barmaid]

Unfortunatey, China, Joby is now coming to break my windows. I ignored several texts until he made a direct attack on my integrity. That kind of lit blue touch paper. In fairness, the response to my text was an unreserved apology. Phone is off now. and I am goin to bed. Tomorrow is another day!!!! And, as someone (can't think who, Stompe) said earlier, plenty more fish......

[China Doll]

One does not date fish so I fail to see how that's helpful.

One also wishes you a good nights sleep and that you feel better tomorrow.

[jno]

he apologised? Not just a bounder but a wishy-washy bounder. Better off without him.

[China Doll]

And a merman to boot by all accounts jno.

Which does lead to some questions about his genitalia I must confess... which also goes back to my balls of steel question.

So all in all, I agree with you.

[jno]

not just a bounder but a flounder? I guess the scales have fallen from her eyes.

[China Doll]

They've certainly been tipped and seem a bit fishy to me.