Someone cheer me up!

[Barmaid]

I have had the sh!ttiest of sh!t days and to top it all got dumped - by text!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone make me laugh, it's been a nasty week (with a boob scare just to make my world complete!). Plus a family funeral today, which because my stupid clerks cocked up, I was unable to attend.

But the good side is, that I do have a large glass of white sat right next to me.

3 stars to the person who makes me wet myself laughing!!!

[Barmaid]

I haven't wet myself yet zzxxee, but I will now refrain from doing so since on the bright side, i really do not want to stink of pee!!!

You all get 10 stars for being brilliant (but I can't be arsed to add them) and really cheering me up.

And now I am going to drink even more wine (and continue the argument we are now having BY TEXT!!!!!) Although I think my last message may have ended it for good, tee hee!!!

[sara3]

a kid came up to me the other day and said, "what's your favourite telly tubby?"

I said, "probably the new Samsung 42" widescreen, you cheeky little ****"

[dustypuss]

Just in case yo do wet your self

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Mop and bucket for Barmaid

[sqad617]

sara3...lol lol lol....bloddy fanatastic...just my sense of humour.

On the same topic, I told my secretary a similar jove some 5yrs ago and she still doesn't get it.

" A sports journalist went to an althletics meeting in Warsaw and went up to a German athlete and said "Are you a Pole Vaulter?" He replied "Nein but how did you know my name?"

Pretty secretary, but pretty thick.

Cheer up barmaid, one door closes another opens.

[sqad617]

lol lol lol I am still laughing at the "Pole Vaulter" joke lol lol.

[sara3]

sqad, you... child!

=o)