a great wee country - -
NORTHEN IRELAND
Proud to be from Northern Ireland!?! you should be
1. The community spirit behind sectarianism on both sides.
2. We beat england 1-0 and made a song about it.
3. We have 5 seasons; as well as Autumn, Spring, Summer and Winter.. we have the riot season (also known as the marching season).
4. We have more terrorist organisations than the Middle East
5. The home of Harp; the pint we call our own
6. We are so good the English ripped off the look we call a "steek" and called it "chav".
7. The home of the petrol bomb.
8. Average time you will have your wallet in the center of belfast is about 35 seconds.
9. The only place where you will have your car stolen and the theives will try to sell it back to you.
10. We enjoy a challenge eg. If you lock your house up we will rob it.. but if you go out and leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing, cuz its ******* no fun!
11. The only country where people will fight over Rangers and Celtic and not know any players in the teams
12. The riot squad are that good that they train the English police riot squads.
13. The average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive.
14. The average pregnancey age is 13 and a half.
15. The only country germany are afraid of.