Just put a toilet tube round the gobs of some of our users (yes, im including myself here). We blow enough hot air and steam to put mount Etna to shame. The volcanic ash might be a problem though- unless you make us smoke a ciggy at same time?
Suit yourself , it was the beans bit that was supposed to be funny ,should have realised the phrase 'bum in the air ' in relation to an 11 year old would have brought out the usual knee jerk reaction .
i have got a sense of humour billy and quite a dry one a that its just i think when it comes to kids we need to be a little sensitive when choosing material for chuckle reasons