Installing a husband

[Nannyjill]

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5..0 ..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1 ..

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning2.6 simply crashes the system.


Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.





DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 isan Entertainment Package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..


Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program thatwill download the Gas Passing and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstancesinstall Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in thebackground that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0 -program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 ..

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but itdoes have limited memory and cannot learn new applications

[zinnie]

Hi 'nannyjill'......I have heard that a similar set of conditions occur (although not identical) when upgrading from Girlfriend !.0 to Wife 1.0