Penis, ****, Dick, Knob, Joy Stick, Privates, Mr Happy, Pecker, Rod, Staff, Prick,The Thing, Shaft, Baby Maker, Salami, Anteater, Alien , Peacemaker, Willie, Dong, Meat and Potatoes, Henry, Dink, Big Boy, Manhood, Willie ******, Wally, Family Jewels, Schlong, Hard Candy, Pet, and Hotdog.
The penis has also been called Big Foot, Wang, Todger, Lilly, Mambo, Swelled Head, One-Eyed-Trouser-Snake, Love Pump, Carrot, Banana, Mr Percy, Pet, Woody, Phallus, Privates, Donger, Throb, Bald-Headed Monkey, The Pussy Duster, Seed Planter, Wedding Tackle, Heat Seeking Missile, and Mr Johnson.
In addition the penis has been called the Pet Traveller, Dog, Hockey Stick, Big Guy, Snake, My-Little-Friend, Love Machine, Love Diver, Secret Prowler, Come Doctor, Chicken Head, Stiffy, Stiff Zeppelin, Chimney Stack, Pencil, Skyscraper, and Love-Rocket.