please help.

[kitesurfer]

i had a smoke in my room and in an effort to get all the smoke out i turned on the aircon. but now i am shivering in my bed scared to make it out to go get some breakfast, i can reach the off button but its too cold. what should i de?

[Nannyjill]

call 999 like some idiots and get them to bring you a tke away

[kitesurfer]

999 ? i tried but they hought i was joking about a takeaway. they said the police will be visiting me very soon. maybe it was kfc and i was asking for a pizza. bound to annoy them i guess

[Nannyjill]

when they arrive be sure to check they are who they say they are ....

they could be strange aliens who have hi jacked a police car

[kitesurfer]

yes good point. im not gay but maybe i should call some gay friends so they can lend me some ky jelly incase they try to anally probe me. thanks for the advice. best to rule out any possibility

[Nannyjill]

so very true

oh you could try sheep - counting them not anything else

[terambulan]

play this up at full volume......you'll get attention and it'll warm you

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NSGrHYBqLVY

[Nannyjill]

why are you wanting breakfast at this time anyway?

that is loud

[Harry-Wragg]

We are still waiting for your top 10 books, son

[Harry-Wragg]

yellprobablynobelieveawordathissonbitathoughtawistalkingtaeyouoananotherthread - and don't worry son - we'll all going to die - it's only a matter of when (and how) - that includes you.

[Harry-Wragg]

kitesurfer - sorry - that should have read we're all going to die - not we'll all going to die, son.

[kitesurfer]

harry i am starting to think of you like a farther figure