fao Harry-Wrag

[kitesurfer]

listen i think that you are now my new farther figure. it sounds silly but you keep calling me son all the time. i think you are cool. see you later pops

[Harry-Wragg]

kitesurfer - good morning son - how's your grunny?

[kitesurfer]

well for a start its afternoon here. and that just is a start

[Harry-Wragg]

you don't have a grunny, do you son?

[kitesurfer]

sorry i left my twaddle dictionary in church. what is a grunny?

[Harry-Wragg]

I'll tell you what a grunny is if you tell me what a KEEPER is, son

[kitesurfer]

ok a KEEPER is like an expression from austin powers. where the old sweedish guy pulls a piece of dead skin and says 'thats a keeper' and he puts it in a box where he collects all the pieces of dead skin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWktQi9fwW4

[Harry-Wragg]

grunny - in the morning it's a runny with a 'g' at the start - in the afternoon it's a grunn with a 'y' at the end - and at night it's just an ordinary runn with a 'g' at the start and a 'y' at the end - do you live somewhere near the international date line? - I hope I'm not confusing you, son.