This'll impress yous

[dot.hawkes]

i have cooked home made chicken and stir fry with pitta breads, fresh chicken, fresh veg, beansprouts and peppers, it was gorgeous, I have bought an Aunt Bessie's Jam Roly Poly for afters though, wellll, no-one's perfect lol

[A.Guest]

Jumped the gun again there whiff - but what's new? To$$er

[phillipa.d]

were they nice tig? :-)

[Gormless]

He'll be in big big trouble on Monday.

[Gormless]

Hello there A.Guest, have you had to get up while the bed is changed?

[tiggerblue10]

They were delish Philipa. I've still got some non-fried ones in the fridge for tomorrows lunch.

[Gormless]

Get them to turn the mattress.

[phillipa.d]

do you always hold back that little bit longer, knobb?

[A.Guest]

Hi Knobby. I see that the stiff whiff is still stalking ya. Simple things for simple minds eh?

[Gormless]

A.G. actually i am stalking you at the moment, the stained undersheet is irresistible.

[A.Guest]

Repeat: Simple things for simple minds eh?

[puss_boots]

I was good tonight I made Beef Olives with new potatoes, cauli and Yorkshire puds topped off with onion gravy. Then I ruined it all by eating a block of Cadbury Dairy Milk.

[dot.hawkes]

no puss, you introduced a different texture and flavour to complement your first course choice!

[puss_boots]

Yes that was what I thought Dot.