If a fairy godmother could wave a magic wand ...

[mrs.chappie]

... and change anything about your house, what would she change?

I'd get rid of my stairs and have everything on one level. I'm sure the blooming things get steeper and steeper each night.

[GYMRAT]

id move my bathroom from next to the swimming pool....do you know how annoying it is to be half asleep and dying for a slash just to take a wrong turn and end up 2 metres under water?

[imhotep]

Sorry to be rude but lmao at your commentt GYMRAT.....

[GYMRAT]

haha!

[slinkycat]

I would have my house magically transported to an idyllic location away from the main road, and the barking dogs and swearing family who moved in next door!

[GYMRAT]

slinky, ive got acaravan in a nice quiet location......if you want to i can swap it for your house?

[slinkycat]

Thanks gym, but don't think the hubby, 3 kids,cat and 5 chickens would fit in a caravan!

[GYMRAT]

ok,ok,i was going to throw in a ''delboy'' 3 wheeler car to pull it for you,but i reckon it'd probably still be a squeeze!

[puppykins]

a 'fairy' godmother waving his 'wand' at you sounds a bit gay. i knew everyone was gay on this site

[slinkycat]

Well now you're talking gym. you didn't mention the 3 wheeler before!!!

[GYMRAT]

slinky-haha,yeah that 3 wheelers always a deal clincher!

@puppykins,well then you should feel right at home should'nt ya!

[Velvetee]

Make it 3 times bigger and have all high spec luxury fittings and furnishings.

[puppykins]

im not gay gymmmy really. i have never smoked a tail in my life

[chinadog]

My dream? A bungalow with smaller gardens and hedges.