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PuzzleDonkey woke up on Christmas morning and was delighted to see his stocking bulging with presents. He wasted no time in unwrapping them.
The first present was a book about the NATO phonetic alphabet. This was followed by a Monopoly board, a plastic bat, a guide to Peru, a bearded smurf and a Spanish mackerel. It was at this point that he began to think there was something fishy going on.
He continued to open his presents, and received a silverback gorilla, a calendar, dancing lessons, a map of the Milky Way centered on a star labelled 'Proxima', a set of tees, the complete works of Shakespeare, The Picture of Dorian Gray, tickets to visit the Orkney Islands, a CD called Crocodiles, a model of a mountain range, a speaking device and a radar speed gun.
He realised that an elf was trying to communicate with him. What was the message?
i have a few,like monopoly=h (hotel) calender =n(november), etc but still need quite alot of them!!
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