How many people?

[Francis Asis]

When I first joined this wonderful site I thought that hundreds of people used it but now it seems that everyone except me and Ethel is actually Knobbsworth under an assumed name. True or False?

[mrs.chappie]

Knobbs has manly dangly bits and I haven't got any.

[bigmamma]

Lol @ mrs_overall :-D

[Gourmander]

Very true Francis. He is also into pornography, but uses another name. An all round vile "human being". He has contaminated this site for too long.

[Gormless]

They're a bit shrivelled though.

[bigmamma]

Francis Asis , I don't know who you are but I'm not knobby either , my knees are knobbly but that's by the by :-)

[ruthann58]

i am me definetly not knobby

[andy-hughes]

Nor me!