FAO China Doll

[Potter Minor]

I noted your plight, it's pretty much the same for me, day after day you log on here seeking a fao and you get zilch. I stay in History where it is quiet, but I do often wonder what it would be like to be popular on here.

Anyway, kisses in a Henry VIII sort of way.

[B00]

Oi!

Neither of you are stealing my thunder, I'm AB Royalty, it's my crown- MINE!!!




;-)

[Eve]

I want kisses, can I have kisses?

[China Doll]

Well it's about time I got some recognition for the innovative approach I take to this website, thank you very much.... Just to be clear, are we talking Ann Boylen kisses or the one that outlived him and kept her head?

[Eve]

Oooooh, I don't want any decapitation kinda kisses!

[Gormless]

Ahem, I think you will find that Henry 8th was grossly obese, stunk like a downstairs privvy, and beheaded women.

Don't get conned by sweet talk.

[China Doll]

I didn't. I asked for verification of which queen type of kisses but I'm still chuffed by the recognition. Great name too, I'd bid on it on ebay if it was available.

[Gormless]

I think he succumbed to tertiary syphilis as well.

[mrs.chappie]

Ah yes Whiffs. But he had fantastic fashion taste, didn't he.

[China Doll]

He had very big problems using the lavatory and at that weight it would be highly likely he'd suffer from a burried penis which might have made consumating the last marriage rather tricky.

[Gormless]

I suppose you'd have to lower yourself gently on to the seat while easing the cheeks apart.

The more I think about it, the more I think that P-M was hardly paying a compliment.

[China Doll]

All publicity is good publicity. I'm happy with my lot.

He had people to carry him to the toilet and do that for him as it goes. He used to scream going to the loo sometimes too.

[mrs.chappie]

Hey China, how do ya know that then? Did ya know him personally or summat?