im about to take my dog

[zzxxee]

for a walk anyone care to join me?

[legendis.god]

when they whistle ask if theyve lost their dog

if they snap their fingers then tell them it takes more than 2 fingers to make you come




zzxe enjoy your doggin : 0)

[sqad617]

leggy......LOL LOL ..at your age your shouldn't know anything about "doggin"....do they bhave meetings in the Canaries?

[Bbbananas]

I especially like your second answer Legs!

[craft1948]

Zacs you've been watching University Challenge

[legendis.god]

salla used those lines on customers before

said to one sarcy guy


why you whistling ?has your girlfriends guide dog wandered off


plonker


no need for doggin here as theres legal brothels sex shows
etc

why stand in a car park trying to peer in a fiesta window thats steamed up?

allegedly

[craft1948]

did you see it last night - the winning team captain was excellent!!

[legendis.god]

yeaah zac


keep tellin urself that
lol

[craft1948]

anyone can write the questions - you don't need to know the bl00dy answers

[legendis.god]

poor zac


theres got to be an answer tho


no point writing


whats themeaning of life?

how far is it to infinity and beyond?


how long is a piece of string ?



you follow?




� did that help ?

[legendis.god]

hey
you can write paxmans witty quips


if you wanna?



so matthews from eaton, you think youre clever ?

sporting that shirt and tie combination


i have my doubts



lol

[craft1948]

No last night he was positively drooling over the winning team captain. Mind she was very pretty and extremely brainy - god I just hope she's got halitosis.

[legendis.god]

thats why they invented cheese an onion crisps craft


lol

[joggerjayne]

How can one thread be home to so many cheesey puns?

Do you guys all write copy for The Sun?

[legendis.god]

jayne

come closer




lol