An old man in confessional.

[LucyThomas5]

A 92 year old man is in the confessional box.

He tells the priest, "Yesterday it was my 92nd birthday. I went out to a bar and managed to pull two 19 year old blondes. I took them home and made love to them both all night long."

The priest says, "Are you sorry for your sins?"

The old man says, "What sins?"

The priest says, "What kind of catholic are you?"

The old man replies, "I'm not catholic, I'm jewish."

"Then why are you in here telling me this", says the priest.

The old man replies, "I'm 92, I'm telling everyone."

[carlton23]

I read your joke 10 min ago and am still laughing ..........no ....crying ......cus....I am that man. Brilliant.