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What was the best, worst, cruelest or funniest way you ever dumped someone?
Did you sink so low as to employ the old "I don't deserve you" chestnut?
Or were you a complete unmitigated shyster, and dumped them via text/email?
Did you sink so low as to employ the old "I don't deserve you" chestnut?
Or were you a complete unmitigated shyster, and dumped them via text/email?
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It was only a 1st date but this guy was an 'actor ' and I was bored stiff. He was so full of himself.
Told him I was going to the loo and shot out the door, as I was passing the window he saw me, and I legged it to my car and he came running after me, so I shot off.
Not at all like the dignified person I am now, quiet you lot.
Told him I was going to the loo and shot out the door, as I was passing the window he saw me, and I legged it to my car and he came running after me, so I shot off.
Not at all like the dignified person I am now, quiet you lot.
I have always sat someone down and dumped them really nicely and sweetly and honestly.
Mind you - there were two dates I went on that led me to act in an unladylike fashion. After the first sip of my drink my date said he would like to take me outside and **** me over the front of his Porsche (now we had not even had any smutty chat, so lord knows where this came from), so when he went to get the next drink I went to the loo and was in a black cab back to the station before he realised I was gone.
The second guy declared his undying love for me after one date. I phoned him and said it wouldn't work, but conceded (on his request) that I would be happy to stay in touch. One particular day I switched my phone on after a particularly long day at work to receive 38 text messages of increasing desperation. I decided that enough was enough and so had to write "Listen ********, which bit of "I do not want to see you again", did you not understand?"!!!!
Mind you - there were two dates I went on that led me to act in an unladylike fashion. After the first sip of my drink my date said he would like to take me outside and **** me over the front of his Porsche (now we had not even had any smutty chat, so lord knows where this came from), so when he went to get the next drink I went to the loo and was in a black cab back to the station before he realised I was gone.
The second guy declared his undying love for me after one date. I phoned him and said it wouldn't work, but conceded (on his request) that I would be happy to stay in touch. One particular day I switched my phone on after a particularly long day at work to receive 38 text messages of increasing desperation. I decided that enough was enough and so had to write "Listen ********, which bit of "I do not want to see you again", did you not understand?"!!!!
I got followed around by a guy in Spain. He lived opposite me, but his house was three storeys high, as opposed to my two, so he would always stand on his top floor and look down into my kitchen (where I spent the majority of my time). He was Valenciano by birth, but had spent 37 years in France, where he obviously adopted the attitude that he could go up to a woman and just put his hands on her backside! He did this to me once, and so I told him to go forth and multiply. He started following me everywhere, until a friend of mine had a quiet word with him.
