Last Of The Summer Wine

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Compo Cleggy and Seymour are on bikes doing a pub crawl wake to the late Jack Henry when Seymour tells them to turn left as they are about to leave a pub car park but Compo's bike turns right and crashes into the other two knocking them all off. Seymour says "I told you to turn left" and Compo swears he did. Compo adds there's only right or left then Cleggy chips in with one of his remarks. This is what I didn't catch but it raises a great roar from the screening audience with one fellas laugh above the others. Anybody know what Cleggy said?

Thanks and sorry it's a long question

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I should have said " Semour adds there's only right or left"

[JimmyCooper]

"I don't know how we have managed to keep this load of tripe going for 30 years AND got paid for it"

perhaps

[weecalf]

You can laugh now big fellla