Typical cunning female.

[logic]

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment seminar, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "

I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years,
my father will die and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card....

and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

[legendis.god]

Is that a typo?

is it two ns?

or one n and one t?

[mrs_overall]

Nice one logic!

[mccfluff]

very sensible

[logic]

what yer on about leggy,
have you been on the sauce already, ?

[logic]

aaaaargh.
DUH