Papal Bull / Bible Problems

[slimfandango]

I was exegeting my greek copy of the New Testament the other day, and I was looking around the passages where Jesus says to Peter 'And though art Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my church,' and 'Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse the lepers' but I can't find the bit about building a big palace in Italy and living it up like a king. Can anyone help me?

[ludwig]

You're not looking hard enough. It's right underneath the bit that says 'thou shalt not wear a condom'.

[marmaduke]

Delete this tripe.

[Tim Baxter]

This is satire, if you don't like it 'turn the other cheek'. Every one is entitled to their opinion, however much they put their tongue in their own cheek!

[marmaduke]

Satire is not idiotic, rehashed crap.

[Tim Baxter]

Just because you make a point of looking for whatever insults your beliefs doesn't mean that we've seen it before.  Therefore re-hashed is ill-judged and crap is in the mind of the beholder.  So be it, let it be!