I came home from holiday to find the bin men at the house.

[chrisrob]

One of them was Chinese. He asked me, "Where's yer bin?" I said I'd been to Mauritius.
"No. Where's yer weely bin?"
"Well I've really been to Brighton but don't tell the neighbours."
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I believe a daily dose of pun can be gooD AND Yven BEANOficial. Sorry if they're sometimes childish but my archive was built in 30 years as a teacher.

[rojash]

He sounds more cockney than Chinese...