Squeak Squ ... erm ...

[joggerjayne]

err ... I'm just popping out ...

... to catch first orders ...

A couple of Margaritas, perhaps.

I'll probably bring home a Chinese, if anyone wants anything.

J x

[Gormless]

No I'm fine, I've got cold ham with mash and tomatoes.

[logic]

Leg-over and chips,?

[Gormless]

Excellent stuff logic, you have spotted the thrust of the post, which is to attract hilarious bike-shed quality sexual giggles.

And, by heck, your post is really funny.

[logic]

I'm really glad you liked it gormless after all I put a lot of thought into that, :-)

[joggerjayne]

Hey guys,

Howdy, howdy, howdy !

Gormless, you have sex and bike sheds on the brain, you old perv.

How was the ...erm ... cold ham and mash ?

Actually, no ... you don't need to tell me.

=0p

[bensmum]

Did you have an equal number of tomatoes Gormless?

Can I have some crispy duck please jayne, if you're getting chinese?

[joggerjayne]

Aww, Bensmum ... I've been a bit of a gannet, and I've just scoffed it.

Catch me next time.

I could do you a glass of Cointreau !

=0)

[bensmum]

I'll pass thanks jayne - can't stand the stuff. Maybe next time you're at the chinese ....

[joggerjayne]

Ok, hun.

I feel a bit of a piglet, now.

[hippyhoppy]

lol -our adorable Jayne... ( plumped for a chinese but hey ho.. ) got a snog after my adorable lunch date..

[sara3]

I'd love a drink if you're still serving... :o)

[joggerjayne]

Hey, Sassy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just curled up with a Cointreau. Any good ?

hippy ... come on then, talk us through the date and snog !

[hippyhoppy]

Ha! just a bloke I use to work with - last year ex took the kids on holiday and I went to London... ie 'project London' ! that was lovely.. today was lovely.. just a bear hug and a kiss.. nothing really to report.. my bad!!

[sara3]

not my fave tipple, but I'll gladly share a glass with you x

[joggerjayne]

I remember "project London" ... it sounded very jolly.

[joggerjayne]

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