Groom

[chrisrob]

When the jockey saw the groom sprinkling something behind his horse's neck, he asked,
"What's that?"
"Yeast," he replied, "to stop birds building nests in your horse's mane."
"How does that work?" the jockey asked.
"Well, yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet." said the groom.
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punnish: the language punsters use or what they do to their audience

[squarebear]

lol another good one. You should write a pun book.