Poets day

[Barmaid]

Seeing as it's Poets Day today, let's have a little poetry and lighten the mood! Funny poems would be good, but PLEASE NO insulting ones aimed at having a pop at anyone else. Can be your own composition or someone elses. I thought this was quite funny:- Said Miss Farrow, on one of her larks: 'Sex is more fun in bed than in parks. You feel more at ease, And your bum doesn't freeze, And passers-by don't make remarks