3 curries?

[carrust]

Chicken karai, chicken jalfrezi or chicken tikka masalla. Which 1 should I get out of the freezer for me tea tonight?

[mustbejokin2]

ok, who then is the big girl? if you don't mind me asking.

[carrust]

I think it was directed at you.

[mustbejokin2]

thank you carrust, i did not want to jump to conclusions as it causes a lot of trouble on here as i seem to remember from when i was here before i got banned for arguing with two people all the time. and of course the thing that made me think was the fact that i am not a girl and never said i was.

[Gormless]

karai and tikka masalla are plain effeminate wussy porridge. Get out the jalfrezi and add extra chillies. For a real experience, lay your hands on a Dorset Naga chilli and add a couple of slivers (wear gloves).

[craft1948]

sorry MBJ it was meant as a joke - but obviously not taken as one....

[carrust]

jalfreizi it is then. Got some piri piri chillies to add to it, along with a garlic nan I've bought from the Asian shop.

[mustbejokin2]

i accept that it was a joke craft but i am male so wasn,t sure you meant me , now i know you meant me i can say that actually i am a big man 18 stone, i stopped smoking last august but i seem to eat now every time i want a ciggy. also to tell the truth i would not have ate all three curries i would have missed out the middle one because i will be down the pub.:-)

[craft1948]

okay mbj - I'm probably the female equivalent in weight and I smoke....

[Naomicorlett]

I shall have a chicken tarka it's like a chicken tikka but a little 'otter !

[OldJake..]

jalfrezi ya wee crazi lol lol lol

[sqad617]

craft....NO.....please say NO............that you are a smoker.

[langara]

ummmm - have you read todays Daily Mail it says how many people get Salmonella from kebabs!!!!!!!!! enjoy

[carrust]

When I played rugby we used to get a hot chilli & rub it into the crotch of the underpants of the backs. That made them hop-around a bit in the clubhouse after a hot shower.

[mustbejokin2]

ok craft, now i am curious, what pray tell is the female equivelent in weight? what does that mean ?(is it just me again) :-)

[carrust]

Squid. You've had a mention in the poetry thread.

[sqad617]

carrust...was it about the motor bikes?

[carrust]

Nope. It's about sheep $haggin:-)

[sqad617]

carrust......LOL LOL I like it.....I'm not fussy.
Like the Yorkshire village idiot (not zac) who was wandering on the moors when he saw a bloke sh@gging a sheep.
The idiot ( no not zac) enquired " Are ye shearing?" and the bloke (not zac) replied " No, get yer own" LOL LOL

[ummmm]

That's from doner meat....

Anyway, I've changed my mind. We are now having a seafood medley. I have some tuna steaks, salmon steaks and king prawns. I 'll serve them with a white wine sauce, spuds and veg.

I have to sample the wine first though so I've just poured myself a glass.....