Turds (are we allowed to use that word ?)

DebsyDoo | 23:06 Fri 13th Mar 2009 | ChatterBank

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This is a serious question !
(and not meant to be crude - honest !)

Why do some turds stick to the bottom of the pan ?

Anyone please

what was your highlight of comic relief ?

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mandimoo

debsydoo
got sticky poo
thats why!

ELVIS68

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Turds only stick
If your name ends in Doo

DebsyDoo

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Ya silly bu99rs !!

But what makes 'em stick ?

ELVIS68

When you say stick? do you mean as skids or floaters...there`s a difference

DebsyDoo

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Well, stay lurking at the bottom of the pan really . . . .
and - it's usually the ol' mans - not mine !!

ELVIS68

Too much bran flakes and brown bread in the diet

DebsyDoo

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He eats neither !

ELVIS68

OK too many malteesers ffs

DebsyDoo

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Nope !
Perhaps I should just get a plumber in !!?

OldJake..

you are a disgustin cow. Go get a life you sad old bitch.

Dth?

DebsyDoo

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Well, that finished that one off !

. . . WHY BOTHER ANSWERING IF IT OFFENDED YOU ?

Nuff said !

ELVIS68

Send the turd in to Gillian McKeith@ TurdsRus.com

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OldJake..

go roast your head. Why shd wot i say to you matter? Stupid bint

growlybear

Cos they are sticky and haven't enough solid matter in them. Not too much roughage or the problem will be liquified.

DebsyDoo

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LOL Tony !!!

At least they'll flush then Growly !!

OJ - is that like in Simpson ?
(ie = THICK)

Bored with this now - Tara !!

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DebsyDoo

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Nite :Bezzzzzzzz:

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