Knobby seen you walking in the street just the other day
didnt see the damage from that far away
Should have got a glue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth gleaming
Your hair all frizzy and your face was a mess
You hurt all the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I dont mean to insult you,Oh wait,yes i do
Your teeth are all yellow they are covered in mould
your only 57 but you look a 100 years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Youre face looks where the sun dont shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a lorry run over your face instead
There aint no pill cos you aint ill
Youre Ugly
p.s
You aint got no alibi your ugly eh your ugly!!!