A serious

[knobbsworth.]

Question now.

How long did pinnochio's nose grow before she finally stopped lying

[Gormless]

Pinocchio was a bloke.

Do you have anything else to add?

[knobbsworth.]

Not on here she aint.

Well I have seen her picture on facebook so maybe you have a point there sir whiffey

[Squitty]

You could always settle this with a nose fight?

[knobbsworth.]

No sorry but hawkes would win that hands down squitty

[MWB]

Why are you & legend using different names knobby??

[Mr Veritas]

Pinnocio met his fahter Jepeto:~

"Father I have a problem!"

"What is it son/"

When I have sex with my g/f she gets splinters from my willy"

"Never mind son,use some fine sandpaper and rub it up and down to get rid of the splinters"

"OK Father will do"

2 weeks later Jepeto met Pinnochio in the stret

"How is the problem with your g/f son?"

Pinnochio answered:~

"WHAT g/f father?"

[MWB]

lol :)