i got out of bed at the wrong side

[SLINKYKATE]

this morning,i woke with a thump,lying on the floor,i've skint my elbow and bruised ribs,i feel sorry for myself,so please try and cheer me up?

[Beatrice35]

Everyone has a different sense of humour yet at least am trying to help. If anyone knows a funnier joke then please post here as well all could use a dose of humour anyhow. Am an optimist yet not a shiny happy person as in the REM song. Have a chronic neurological condition that challenges me daily + decided to tackle it dynamically by being optimistic + taking daily doses of humour + hanging out with some really lovely individuals. Love dialect SlinkyKate. Truly hoping your day will become better in every kind of way. Humour, hugs + love are the best medicines- cannot overdose on them + need to be taken as often as possible. Find the TV programme Scrubs funny yet whatever makes you laugh- TV programme, radio programme or a funny book then indulge in this- scientifically proven to help with pain by releasing endorphins in body. Rooting for you SlinkyKate :-)
Beatrice :-)

[SLINKYKATE]

are you ill as well luxury

[mrs_overall]

Slinkykate woke with a bump
And hit the floor with a thump
She fell out of bed
With no harm to her head
But gave her elbow a lump.

Copyright Cr@p Poems by Mrs O 2009

[SLINKYKATE]

beatrice,i have spoken to you before and at the time i was a bit emotional about the tumour,as you say you learn through time to live with it,now i laugh at myself 'cos the wrong words keep coming out,you sound a really nice person and its a privelage to talk with you,i ope you have a good day

[luxury]

yes my darling, but I've been given an amazing opportunity and been given a drug on private license. It's working, early days.

I do sleep surrounded by pillows btw just for comfort... and I don't fall outta bed.

Have you looked at bars for your bed? if no room to be surrounded by pillows?

Better than falling out and waking kiddy wink.

What illness do you have? I have spms.

L. xxx

[luxury]

ahhh... you just answered... :) xxx

[ianfran]

you ladies are all lovely.................................................................................................

(((((((((((((((all the lovely ladddiiieeesss!))))))))))))))))))))))

x

[bigmamma]

Are you ill too Beatrice hun ?

[bigmamma]

Oh ...and you too luxury ?

[CrazyCathy]

Hope your day improves - love all the jokes

Mrs O your limerick is spot on

[luxury]

Hi BigMamma :)
Yes, me too lol I think an awful lot of users on here are.... and some that are just simply quite mad lol

L. xxx

[Beatrice35]

Thanks for the hug ( ianfran :-) )- bless you!
SlinkyKate- My short term memory is so short am like the Dory fish on Finding Nemo so remember some data yet not all. Thanks for your kind words + think you are peachy too. Have a mate that lives near to you- he lives in Bellshill ;-)! Bigmamma- Have a mysterious neurological condition- doctors + neurologist cannot fathom me out + have had numerous tests + 2 investigative Royal Free hospital admissions yet they have only drawn blanks + said it is a chronic neurological condition yet like nothing they have seen before- maybe need to be beamed aboard a Star Trek ship ;-) for further analysis. Just been decadent for lunch cheese baps with cuppa soup + apple pie with cream!! Need to diet, too, oh well, manana manana!! Hugs to all, Bea :-)

[bigmamma]

Big hugs for you both luxury and Beatrice . I do hope someone will find out what's wrong with you one day soon Beatrice , at least when you know what it is you can face it head on . All the best xx