Scary - or what

[Schutzengel]

Has anyone after hearing a subtle noise outside their house, after dark, opened the curtains to see a face looking back at them. I once did that, but never again, I nearly died of fright.

[no-knowledge]

always terram

[Barmaid]

I heard a noise as it was getting dark one evening - looked out of the curtains to see a bloke in the garden. Like an absolutely ar$e I didn't think and went marching outside to tell him to go away. Thought I better inform the police (once I was sure he was gone - funny how my mind works in reverse sometimes) and they INSISTED in sending "an officer". 10 minutes later 4 squad cars with blues and twos rock up and I have several uniformed officers and one plainclothes DS in my kitchen.

They nicked the guy anyway.

[tamborine]

I peep from a darkened upstairs room then shoot - they soon scarper.