Employee of the week

[Dilbert53]

Every week a restaurant had an employee of the week competition and every week a waiter called Yervaise wins it.
The kitchen staff were getting fed up and their last hope was the man who washes up called Hans.
They decided that Yervaise wins because his face has a softer look and the only way Hans can win is to grow a moustache.
There is not enough time though so they decide to improvise and decide to use a squid from the tank in the kitchen and balance it on Hans' lip.
Hans picks out a red one and it sneers at him and bites him so he throws it back. He then picks out a blue one which is all slimy so he throws that back.
He picks out a green one and it smiles at him and has a lovely coat of fur on it so he goes ahead.
He WINS.
This goes to show that...... Hans that does dishes can be as soft as Yervaise with a mild green furry lip squid.

[sophie_1003]

very good! wondered where that was going and it ended up bein v funny!

[chrisrob]

That is just terrible!