What's the biggest........

[NoMercy]

load of cr@p anyone has ever tried to feed you?

I met an electrician today who asked if I'd like to go out for a drink tonight. When I winked and pointed to his wedding ring, he proceeded to tell me that he and his wife have a very "open relationship" !!!

Btw - I declined !!! lol

[cazzz1975]

when my car had an MOT, the mechanic tried to give me some bull about the car, I wasnt having any of it

[NoMercy]

Hey Cazz - those mechanics are a sly bunch !!

[knobsworth.]

Whoops that electrician was me nomerc.
Sorry I did not know that it was you

[haysi06]

Oh Good Lord! You really don't want to know LOL

[knobsworth.]

What? ^

[DungeonJayne]

NoMercy ...

Can we include Spanish cab drivers ?

H O W ... M U C H ???

"No, thees ees fair price, ees good price, special for you"

Yeah, right. Ten Euros, or I'll walk.

"Okay, ten ees good"

[puddicat]

no mercy bet you were , glad you didnt get your wires crossed!!

[NoMercy]

Haysi - Yes, we do wanna know!!

Knobs - didn't know you looked like minty from Eastenders! lol

JJ - got them in one !!

lol pudds !

[knobsworth.]

LoL@podgycart.

SMSL

[haysi06]

Och what a shame No Mercy I need to go as the taxis here..........

LOL, enjoy your evening :P

[NoMercy]

Have a good evening, Haysi! x

[stonekicker]

as previously mentioned, i am a psychiatric nurse. there isn't an awful lot i haven't heard/seen/smelt etc. but, once in a while i am pleasantly surpised by my fellow peeps. and keeping a straight face sometimes can be very difficult, but i am of course the consummate professional...

[NoMercy]

Any particulars you care to mention, stonekicker? LOL

[no-knowledge]

What's the biggest........
load of cr@p anyone has ever tried to feed you?

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