love in an elevator

[chrisda]

What is the sexiest thing you have done in a lift/elevator ??

[craft1948]

carrust - the stairs look strangely attractive......

[carrust]

I find her a bit too gushing, & happy-clappy, she really annoys some of the Q&P lot..which ain't so bad I suppose:-)

[carrust]

Lol @ craft...get up them then

[ianfran]

knobby's a good bloke and a fellow gooner so will have lots to chat about!

i'm damn positive he won't try any funny business - he's a ladies man, our knob!!!!

leggy ok beatrice ok too!!

:0)

[sqad617]

carrust.......solution:

You take craft and I'll take Beatrice and we can swop over at half time...LOL

[craft1948]

half-time sqad - beatrice would demolish you......

[sqad617]

Craft....maybe...but I have a penchant for "happy clappy" intelligent women.....I know how to get the best out of them and believe me craft, they are truly rewarding.

[craft1948]

♫ oh Jesus loves me ♫.................clap clap
♫ Yes Jesus loves me ♫..................clap clap

[craft1948]

actually I think me and carrust will do alright on the stairs.....

[sqad617]

craft....LOL.....LOL

[carrust]

There nowt like sloppy seconds squad;-)

[carrust]

Craft. How did you know the stairs is one of my favourite places? I'm a bit on the tall side, & I'm too old for the house brick palava.

[craft1948]

carrust a few years ago I was going out with this guy who was 6'3" and strangely enough he seemed to favour the stairs. I lived in a terraced house at the time (door opens straight onto the street) and we came home p!ssed one night and the next day one of the neighbours said 'you had a good night last night then' and I discovered we had left the door open and everyone walking past could see our feet sticking out at the bottom of the stairs ............could have been worse I suppose.

[Mr Veritas]

Well, back in the 1950's,we lived in a mansion block in London.
I arrived home from work (at 2.am) and thought I would surprise the wife.
I stripped off in the lift,and as our flat was directly opposite I stepped our (in the buff) and rang the door bell.I was quite excited (if you see what I mean) BUT the door was opened by my Father who had come to stay (with my Mother) unexpectedly. He hustled me into a bedroom and I dressed (quickly).Luck it wasn't my Mother or I would never had heard the end of it!(she's a very prudish) unlike my Father who kept bursting into laughter for a couple of days,much to my Mother's annoyance and confusion!
So just be careful.