What's you fave line ever

[NoMercy]

by a Stand-up-comedian or comedic actor/ess?

Mine:

Peter Kay: "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

[~max~]

Another one from Spaced!

Tim: "... You've got some paint on you."
Brian: "It's a literal tribute to the reflexivity of Rembrandt."
Tim: "Did he like it?"
Brian: "No, he's dead."
Tim: "Bloody hell that really backfired didn't it"

[ianfran]

so good they named it twice

spot the deliberate mistake!!

[NoMercy]

Is there an echo in here ^^^^^





















Is there an echo in here ^^^^^^^

[ianfran]

stop taking the p*** mercy !! lol x

Love the Only Fools bit you out on about BSE!

xx

[mrs_overall]

Mrs Merton interviewing Debbie McGee

"and what first attracted you to the multi millionaire Paul Daniels?"

[NoMercy]

Hey Mrs. O!

Love Mrs. Merton. Did you see the episode where she had Jeremy Clarkson and Sacha Distel on the sofa? She asked the audience if they'd rather Jeremy in a Ferrari or Sacha in a Lada! Clarkson's face was priceless !!! lol

[zzxxee]

mae west its not the men in my life that count but the life in my men classic, she did brilliant one liners

[NoMercy]

Yes, she was brill. Wasn't it she who said, "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle!" ?

[zzxxee]

i think mae west did say that will have to google some of her one liners later

[zzxxee]

another mae west one liner when im good im very good when im bad im better lol

[christine847]

Hors D'oeuvres; A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces
Jack Benny

[Lynsy]

Jit: I'm thinking of getting a perm.
Todd: But youve got a shaved head.
Jit: yea wats that got to do with anything?