It's been a good year for the roses...-

[Bbbananas]

... according to Elvis.

And in my opinion as a laydee gardener, you just cannot beat David Austin for roses. I have a very pretty Albertine and a wonderful Fair Bianca. They are truly orgasmic.

[Bbbananas]

..organic, even.

Whichever. They're both good ;-)

[craft1948]

they sound lovely salla - I'm not into gardening so just have large bushes.............or shrubs even............

[Bbbananas]

I assume you keep them well trimmed craft? And well-fed?

[craft1948]

oh I have a man in once a fortnight for that......

[Bbbananas]

Lucky you.
When it comes to that sort of thing though, I really don't mind doing it myself - I get a lot of pleasure out of it. Especially if it's outdoors and in the spring/summer. Although it is always useful to have a man in to hold it for you - some of them are so big these days. How they take straight away, I don't know...

(Psss... I hpoe dirty old sqad doesn't butt in on this one - he'll make roses and bedding into something pervy. Men - what can you do with them eh?)

[craft1948]

persoanlly salla not a lot - but I think you may be slightly different naughty girrrrl.......

[Bbbananas]

I'm all talk craft...!
I was slightly naughty a few years back, once released from prison (marriage no 2) - but I do tend to behave these days. I think i'm beginning to mature. A bit like a good cheddar. (Sqad - don't you dare say a Stinking bishop..)

[B00]

Men - what can you do with them eh?)

Bury them? Might make good compost.

[Bbbananas]

Good one.
My to-be-ex should make brilliant compost - he always full of sh1t...
thanks Boo.

[lindylou16]

I've had a rose named after me and I guess I should be well flattered.
Problem is, I've just seen the description of it in the catalogue "No good in a bed. . But fine against a wall"

[sqad617]

salla...how dare you?..............a good Stilton, excellent to "nibble" (oooops" nearly typed "nipple") with grapes.

[Bbbananas]

lindylou - good one. It does play havoc with your lower back though!

sqad - don't mention nipples - it starts my itching off again.

[lindylou16]

What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?

It's Braille for "suck here".