Sweet little old ladies...

[Bbbananas]

I have just had an hysterical conversation with a sweet little old dear who recently saw her cardiology consultant at the hospital. No discharge letter has come through so I asked her if she could remember what the consultant told her at her appointment. She said "He told me I had an erotic heartbeat".
Then winked very naughtily (she, not the consultant). ;-)

I wonder if she comes on here? She should... (Unless she already does & it's our Ethel...?!)

[chrisda]

My elderly mother and my youngest brother were in a pet shop last week buying his dog some treats, my mum said to the assistant "if I get on all fours do you think I will get a treat" he died laughing :-)

[paraffin]

Cracker!!! The "old" ones are the best !

[chrisda]

Hi sal
Myelderly mother and my youngest brother were in a pet shop last week buying some dog food for his dog, at the counter he picked up some doggy treats as well, my mum said to the assistant " if I get on all fours do you think I will get a treat " they all laughed she had no idea what for bless her. :-)

[Bbbananas]

My nanna was brilliant at getting her words mixed-up- it's a family trait because my daughter is just the same.

Nan used to go around quite proudly telling people she was bisexual. She meant ambidextrous - she got quite a few odd looks I can tell you!

[sqad617]

salla at one of the hospitals in which I worked, the Ophthalmic Dept was upstairs and there was a sign indicating so.
An old lady stopped me in the corridor and said'
"Could you tell me where the Eye Dept is,.....young man" ( I made the last 2 words up LOL)
I said "Just follow those signs, can't you see them"
"No" she said, "I cant see, that is why I am here"

[mccfluff]

i don't think its an age thing my colleague just asked abother colleague if his mum had kids!

[Bbbananas]

well honestly sqad - if you ask a stoopid question.......

[ParkChoi]

they can say the darnedst things and get away with it. lol
...and they always bring out the biscuits.

[Bbbananas]

When I'm old enough to get away with it, I want to be eccentric and say the most outrageous things - and then if I get a look of shock / horror / disgust I can pretend I got my words mixed-up.

My nan knew exactly what bisexual meant as opposed to ambidestrous - she just used to like watching people's reactions! Bless her - I want to be just like her when I'm all grown up...

[KingChain]

paraffin
Thurs 02/04/09
14:40 Cracker!!! The "old" ones are the best !


Ladies?
Or
Jokes?

[chrisda]

,My mum went with my younger brother to the pet shop to get his dog some food, while standing at the counter he picked up some doggy treats, my mum said to the assistant " if I got on all fours do you think I would get a treat " place erupted and she didnt know why bless her.

[chrisda]

My mun went with my younger brother to the pet shop to get his dog some food, while at the counter he picked up some doggy treats, my mum said to the assistant " if I got on all fours would I get a treat " the place erupted bless her no idea why.

[chrisda]

hi

[Nannyjillx2]

as an old lady I'd say both KC

[KingChain]

biased in any way are we nanny? lol!

[chrisda]

My mum went with my brother to the pet shop the ohter day to get some dog food for his dog, while he was there he picked up some doggy treats, my elderly mum said to the assistant " if I got on all fours wonder if I would get a treat.
the whole shop erupted.

[Nannyjillx2]

When you get ot my age you can be lol

[noway]

check out the old lady on,wwwnothing toxic.com . type in old lady squirts diarrhes in supermarket isle