I have mown the lawn today and it looks ace

[dot.hawkes]

i may have an open day with scones and cream later in the year, if i did, would you pay a small entrance fee for a tour of the garden and a sit down on the lawn with a cup of tea in a china cup with scones from a two tier chins cake stand?

[babebows]

how ignorant of me......hello lego and knobbo, how are you two old farts!! LOL

[no-knowledge]

Do scones from a two tier chins cake stand taste better?

[paraffin]

Can I bring my mutts as well? They're rather partial to cream scones. And make sure the tea isn't too hot, please, they have delicate palates!

I promise I won't let them piddle or poop on your freshly mown lawn, either!!