has dot hawkes lost the plot again???

[legendis.god]

dot.hawkes Sat 04/04/09 00:31 FAO Knobs and leg :definition from the urban dictionary: internet stalker A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity. POSTING THAT ME AND KNOBBY HAVE PAEDOPHILE TENDANCIES? HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN DOT GET AWAY WITH ? THE WOMAN HAS A PROBLEM AND NEEEDS HELP. MORE DISGUSTING FILTH FROM HER AGAIN !!!



dot.hawkes
Sat 04/04/09
00:37 Internet stalker profile (and any stalker, especially a male)

If you've been wooed by a cyberstalker, this profile will bring you back to reality:

lives in a 1-room apartment which hasn't been cleaned for months - if ever

has stacks of pornographic magazines in his bedroom area

has poor personal hygiene

has poor table manners

has poor social etiquette

hasn't changed the sheets on his bed for months, which are now best described as crusty

has a bathroom, the state of which doesn't bear thinking about

lives on pizza and beer/coke, the remnants of which litter his apartment

may have an unusual pet (eg ferret) which has free run of the apartment

is either significantly over- or under-weight

has a small moustache or other facial hair

has not held down any job for more than a couple of years, probably less

has no friends

has no life outside the Internet

The Internet stalker probably has other unpleasant characteristics that sexual harassers

[Gormless]

Did you fart in bed again knobby?

[zxyvixy]

do you know what? it would be so much easier if you was all complacent to this thread instead of getting so wound up.why waste energy on strangers,it really doesn`t make sense

define complacent.:)



i dont care.

[Gormless]

If you don't care, why did you bother to post?

[MWB]

Ohhhhhhh.

The gingas are turning on each other!

[zxyvixy]

define irony.

Socratic irony - When someone pretends to be naive about a certain subject, and uses his questions about it to point out a flaw in the established belief.. do you understand?


Gormless
Sat 04/04/09
02:52


If you don't care, why did you bother to post.
cause i`m bored and waiting for a call.not you

[MWB]

Hey zxyvixy.

Are you sure the cameras & listening devices in your house are gone?

[zxyvixy]

MWB
Sat 04/04/09
02:59


Hey zxyvixy.

Are you sure the cameras & listening devices in your house are gone?
steven your in trouble if they havent. there i`ve put ya name now, no more games now if its upstaging each other .you win but i can cut you down with just a few lines.i`m always wright.x

[ummmm]

I'm getting a ferret....!!!!