farts

[nooway]

have you ever had one backfire on you.how embarrising

[Gormless]

Not sure what you mean. Please explain. "Backfire" is the nature of the game and normally will pass through into the environment.

[stompe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76LfNfhPRA4

={:)

[naughtyboy]

Did you follow through?

[RufusDufus]

You mean like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vsAHc1ALvsGU

He definetly needs a shower now!

[nooway]

grrrr i cant see youtube.Sh.t

[Gormless]

I always think you have to be careful with farts. Some just slink out and do no more than pollute the atmosphere, others, particularly when you strain and force them, can be locally more damaging.

[RufusDufus]

How comes you cant see it,your missing an absolute corker! Do you want me to copy and paste so you can directly go to youtube to see it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAHc1ALvsGU

Check it out!

[nooway]

flash player wont install,ruf

[RufusDufus]

Gormless just never eat a can of beans,cabbage a kebab a pack of mentos sweets and coca cola! The almost nuclear blast radius covers everything in a brown sludgy deposit for 20 ft!

[puddicat]

gormy have you ever had a fart that follows you lol!!

[RufusDufus]

Just copy the url and try and watch it on another computer when you've got the time,and can be ar$ed to!lol!

[puddicat]

Go and spoil another thread toby!!

[pastafreak]

This is definitely a male thread.....;-0

but I thought nooway was female???

[nooway]

will do ruf

[Gormless]

That sounds revoltingly spectacular Rufus. Did you not take the elementary precaution of sitting on the bog when you sensed its arrival?

Anyway, here's another. Smoked Mackerel, Smoked Haddock, Boiled Potatoes, Baked Beans, Tomatoes, chopped Dorset Naga, M&S Tomato ketchup, loads of white pepper, and a railway video.

You won't get to work before 10am next day.

[RufusDufus]

Lol,gormless that most definetly sounds like "pebble dashing the whole toilet wall in 3 seconds flat" material!

[puddicat]

a railway video gormy how did you eat that lol!!

[Gormless]

It was the West Highland Line and they don't speak properly.

[puddicat]

Course they do they kinda sing to you when they speak lol!!