Free to a good home.

[FarKenOath]

The voices told me that today would be a good day to start pickeling badgers. I have a large jar of brine and have already three of the blighters hanging up in my kitchen. My question is, does anyone have a use for slightly used badger snouts? Will likely have at least 10 by the end of the day.

[sara3]

I think you'll find it's not badger pickling season. let them go!

[FarKenOath]

No no I can't do that. Don't you see, that's what they want. It's started already. Badger mind control has got hold of you sara3. Drink 5 glasses of andrews along with some ground up fuzzy felt pieces. Do it now before it's too late

[ummmm]

What good is a jar of brine in the pickling process???

[sara3]

fuzzy felt? you're showing your age!

[ummmm]

I use to love fuzzy felt....

[ummmm]

Actually....I wonder can you still get it? My youngest son would love it.

[sara3]

yeah, me too.. even when the people's legs broke off!

[FarKenOath]

Fuzzy felt was almost as cool as stikle bricks. Perhaps I could build a badger enclosure out of them.

[rinkins]

Oh the days of fuzzy felt! I loved it! And yes you can still get it!

[reefgal]

i loved fuzzy felt...you can buy them from the early learning shops.

[mccfluff]

yes can you send them to me please, i'm casting a spell and the one ingrediant i'm without is badger snouts, what timing!

[RufusDufus]

Badgers? Nah the way forwards ARMADILLOS! Crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside! ARMADILLOS!

[McMouse]

What's an Armadildo?

[RufusDufus]

lol,mcmouse you had me reading and rereading what i typed for a goog couple of minutes!

But fyi-armadildo=Dildo covered in depleted uranium or kevlar plates for use in warzones or with questionable crackwh0res where acid errosion could result in the loss of your fingers/hand.