I say, I say

[Phuckeruppa]

Little boy crying out in Tescos.

The securuty guard says "Are you lost?"

The little sobbing boy replies that he is.

"What's your mummy like?"

The little boy looks up and says "Big dicks and Bacardi Breezers"

[craft1948]

now that one is quite funny...........but sounds more likely to be Netto....................

[cc1]

You've obviously never been in Horwich tescos!

[zzxxee]

thats funny lol