Someone cheer me up!

[Barmaid]

My relationship has ended rather painfully, and I've just brought my cat home from the vets to die. Otherwise the weekend has just been tickety blummin boo!

All funny contributions welcome.

[ruthann58]

sorry to hear about your cat barmaid

[christine847]

Barmaid
So sorry to hear about your cat,its so sad when that time comes.
The man........you'll soon get another one !
Chrissy xx

[bigmamma]

Oh Barmaid , you poor lass , talk about the last straw love .
I'm sure you'll get in to see a doctor as a priority , I hope it will turn out to be good news once it's investigated .
I have pets too and my heart goes out to you as regards your kitty . It's very sad . I doubt anything could actually cheer you up maybe keep you company for a while on here though , there's a lot of good Abers when you're down .
((( hug ))) xxxx

[chicho,bird2]

send you a joke
lata barmaid

it will cheer you up
sorry to hear about your sad time tho

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[terambulan]

wear this to the ball - easy to strip off. If you fancy someone spill your drink on him, give him your phone number (for dry cleaning bill).

http://www.sexyher.co.uk/product-CO6038-57.htm l

[SLINKYKATE]

buy a nice red gown and go as lady in red

[China Doll]

Want to go halvies on a bottle of the bubbly good stuff and I'll show you my 'I like big butts' dance moves?

I had a lump about a year ago, scared the living daylights out of me but I got it checked and it was all good so hopefully that's a bit comforting.

As to the dying kitty... that's just harsh. I had a cat that got run over and I cried solid for a good two days everytime someone talked to me (always good to see a grown woman burst in to tears when all you've done is ask her to photocopy something!) Truth is, I liked that cat more than I like most people and she was a darn sight smarter and nicer too. It hurts but as grim as it sounds, a cat still isn't a person (no matter how intelligent or nice) so it could be worse.

Chin up lass.