What would you do

[NoMercy]

if I sang outta tune - would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song.........I will try not to sing outta key. Ooh I'll get by with a little help from my friends......(that one's for Barmaid)

This is a nice thread, for nice people. Stompe - give us a tune, hun !!! xxx

[no-knowledge]

i would tell you to shut the **** up

[stompe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYDvQ1HH-E

[NoMercy]

Good God, noknow - do you fancy me, or something?

[NoMercy]

Cheers Stompe!

Noknow - I'll have you know, I'm a good singer. I have a "posh and sexy" voice. Just ask Leg!!

[mrs.chappie]

Hey NM, if I were that way inclined, I'd deffo fancy ya.

You're very fanciable, lass.

[:o)

[NoMercy]

Thanks Mrs. Chappie! You're not so bad yourself !!! And since you are very nice indeed, you are most welcome on this thread. xx

[NoMercy]

Write it on the toilet wall, Knobs, and we can sign the petition underneath.

[Barmaid]

Thanks No Mercy. That touched me - it's times like this we realise the value of true friends. xxx

[mrs.chappie]

Hey, thanks doll. xxx

How's yer old mucker? Good, I hope.

[bensmum]

Great piece of music there

[mrs.chappie]

Hey Barmaid, are you okay lass?

Have I missed summat? I've not read through any previous posts yet.

[:o(

[ChuckFickens]

What would I do?
Usually drink, usually dance, usually babble

(wonder if anyone will get this one)

[NoMercy]

You're welcome BM - I'm sure you'd say the same to any of us.

Mrs. Chappie - old mucker is just waiting for his pizza to finish in the oven. He was dodgy this morning, but is on fine form and watching Goodnight Sweetheart right now. xx

[NoMercy]

Nice one, Chuck!

Hello Bensmum - how are you? x

[craft1948]

hello NoM - you sound a bit chirpier...

[mrs.chappie]

Hey NM, hope old mucker enjoys his pizza as much as I have just enjoyed mine.

It was shop-bought - Domino Pizzas (hope I'm allowed to post the name of the shop).

Hey doll, yer old mucker is very lucky to have such a good friend as you. You must cheer him up no end.

[NoMercy]

I am a lot chirpier now, Craft!

Mrs. Chappie - Mucker's always been there for me, so it's my turn to be there for him. We get on so well, and he's got a great sense of humour.

[mrs.chappie]

Hey NM, is there any chance of him recovering from his illness? Sorry, I think you have told us what it is, but my memory's not too good.

[NoMercy]

No, Mrs. Chappie. He's got advanced COPD and widespread Emphysema. He's no longer eligible for Lung Reduction Surgery. I think his biggest problem is boredom, because he's a virtual recluse now. Getting to the toilet leave him out of breath. xx