Just seen a national express advert

[dot.haukes]

saying, 'Get to London for �1' so how will they be paying me? and If I take their �1, would they ever check if i went?

[No,Knowledge]

hilarious..............flash of inspiration?

[dot.haukes]

more like boredom, though Sharpe is on.

[No,Knowledge]

or have you been saving this one for a while?

[whifffey]

The trick is getting back. Most London rail terminii label northbound trains with "Oop North somewhere are you armed"

[dot.haukes]

no seriously it was just on in the adverts on Sharpe.

[dot.haukes]

ahhh, well if I can't get back then they can keep their quid.

[mrs.chappie]

There's a club near to where I live, they stop you at the door and ask if you are carrying any knives, guns, offensive weapons ........

and if you say No, they give you some.

[mrs.chappie]

Anyhoo ..... I like living Oop North.

[whifffey]

At Euston once I asked a porter what happens after Manchester and he said it just gets very hazy and incoherent.