Anyone fancy the Nudie Beach!

[stompe]

Tan your bits?

[stompe]

Ive seen a sunburnt todger! Jesus it made my eyes water! ( wonder if it peels) sorry mind wandering!!

[Bbbananas]

Nothing wrong with fat old people nude sunbathing sqad - I'll probably be one, one day....

So long as they keep their legs crossed.

[stompe]

PMSL @ Salla typical Caribbean Wedding!

[stompe]

Yeah! salla we dont want to look at a half eaten Kebab do we?

[Bbbananas]

It was a rare event in its day - before these conveyor-type weddings came into force. It was unusual in that my kids were there - son gave me away (said he couldn't wait...) & daughter was a barefooted flower girl.

Husband wore a tux & looked extremely handsome. The vicar was a dead ringer for Trevor McDonald and married me in the name of Trenda rather than Trina (so does that mean it wasn't legal? that would be good - it would save me the cost of a divorce). :-)

[sqad617]

"Vomit bowl...quick nurse"

[sqad617]

craft.....even if I parted my thighs, you still wouldn't see anythingLOL

[stompe]

Salla care to comment? lol

[Bbbananas]

Just a smidgeon of something that looks like a turtle's head eh sqad?

How dare you vomit after my tale - I'll have you know that was the best day of our life up until that point.... pity it was all downhill from there. The tropical storm you see - a curse.

[stompe]

Cavalier or Roundhead? Salla lol

[sqad617]

salla....this is just a personal, general, observation by sqad.

People who have the flashiest weddings often have the shortest marriages.

People who have the rockiest marriages often have the flashiest anniversaries.

Just a sqad observation.

[Bbbananas]

If it's a turtlehead, I shall assume a roundhead?
Was sqad a roundhead do you think - someone said he was around in 1644.......... :-)

[Bbbananas]

do you know sqad - in all seriousness, it was actually a small very personal non-flashy quite romantic marriage ceremony. It was in the days before 'weddings on the beach' became popular & fashionable. It was very personal. And the marriage (as in the living together in the same house bit) did last 13 years, so.......

Sorry about the 1644 bit !!! Loves ya... xx

[stompe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwdJUTTunzo&fea ture=related

[stompe]

Salla, bring back Memory's {:)

[Bbbananas]

A little.. Ours wasn't quite as sophisticated. We stayed in a place called Runaway Bay & got to know the Jamaican staff very well - from Caspar the beachsweeper who disappeared behind a palm tree 3x a day to smoke his ganja, to Albert who wove palm hats for the kids and broke off aloe vera leaves to ease my sunburn, and there was Steve in the bright yellow very skimpy shorts..... my god ladies - he is someone you really don't want to see on your honeymoon... very threatening to the grooms.

I think in jamaica they refer to it as 'the big bambooey'. And boy, it was big.....

[paraffin]

If my missus thought I was letting all my wobble hang out on that beach, she'd do more than "tan my bits" !

[Bbbananas]

would she tan your hide paraffin?! That's what my nanna was always threatening to do to us (not for nude bathing, I hasten to add)