Found this on my laptop !!!

[Leggendisgod]

I remember this fondly.



answerbanks answer to jason bourne

Right jason bourne wakes up one day on a boat surrounded by foreigners.
lands in a strange country .doesnt know who he is or where hes from.
well i am that man
i landed in tenerife nearly 2 years ago.
since then its come to my attention ( aided by the lovely Ms hawkes ) that i am infact a woman called chrissy from northamptonshire whos given birth to a son 20 years ago
ouch me bum..also a 19 yearold girl from the south coast , with a large collection of handbags and high heeled shoes.
Add to this the definite evidence im a woman of american birth living in the plymouth area too ( that was according to whiffy ,with definite evidence )
Of late ive also learned im cleversod and mr bean , and 3ightballs too !!!!( again according to whiffy .once again with definite evidence .)
Now im wondering have i suffered severe memory loss or are these people a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic?
Btw i heard , thougfh i have no definite proof , that whiffy was on the police team investigating the birmingham six , and the guildford four.So he knows what hes talking about.

So does anyone out there know who i really am?

legend758 Mon 03/03/08 18:26





BTW



I AM



JASON BOURNE

[Leggendisgod]

Oh dear .


Wrong , and confrontational answer too.


If i wasnt bothered i wouldnt even answer.


???? did that help ????

[craft1948]

are you really Sean Connery 'cos he's not been in Scotland for a while......