calling in sick to work

[zzxxee]

do you think if i phoned work tommorow and said i had swine flu they will let me have the day off?? what ailments have you invented to pull a Sickie ??

[HillyHugger]

I pulled so many sickies on Monday that on Friday afternoon people would say see you Monday Billy . Many years ago & I can't remember the details, but I had major problems with my ankles from football injuries

[mrs_overall]

Tell them you've got a bad case of the trot(ter)s

[Razzle09]

No you will not get the day off. There is every possibility that you will be quaranteened with very sick people for a long time if you live in a coudnrty where there has been an outbreak. Best always to stick to the truth. Just say you are sick best not to mention that it's the thought of going into work is the cause. good luck

[HillyHugger]

I guess you'd be pig sick

[Leggendisgod]

Never phoned in sick so never needed to.

Folk that do that should be sacked and their jobs given to people willing to work.

You lazy bollox.


?!?!?!?!!? DID THAT HELP !?!?!?!

[mrs_overall]

....and when you make the phone call, don't forget to really "ham" it up

[zzxxee]

thanks for the advise leggend i hardly ever pull a sickie but im going to so there ha ha

[mrs_overall]

If you take too much time off you may get the "chop" from your job

[zzxxee]

mrs o they get better and better dont keep me laughing i need to tidy up as my house is a right pig sty boom boom

[Leggendisgod]

As i said , never , folk taking sickies is why the uks in such a sh1t storm of a mess.


Enjoy it.


Skiver

[zzxxee]

well someone will benifit cause if they cover me they wil be paid at time and a half so they benifit in the long run then they really can bring home the bacon

[tamborine]

dont snort on your day off

[mrs_overall]

I feel a musical interlude coming on, starting with

Bacon the USSR

You Can't Hide Your Loin Eyes

[Leggendisgod]

More of an ass than a hog eh ?

[NoMercy]

The top 5 reason why I didn't come into work yesterday:

1. I was busy conducting peace negotiations, which may, at long last, bring peace to our troubled planet.

2. I had to lie down, I had bird flu.

3.. I was arrested at the express checkout with 13 items.

4. I'm tired. So very tired.

5. I'm thoughtless and don't deserve to live.

[stewey]

Just tell them that you have a sty in your eye.

[wwwdotme]

Say your nan died, then you should also get time off for the funeral. Don't forget to remember that your nan is dead though and use the same excuse again 6 months later.

[crazycathy2]

My belly ring got hooked to my boyfriends belly ring... we couldn't get them apart